&vsize=400&exid=1&exmo=1&exty=2&thre=1&trmo=0&trurl=http://62.232.76.134/Campus/Britcoun/Script/Script.cfm&shuf=1&spdrag=1&sppos=40&skelt=../obj/skelt01.swf&frameup=cnt_txt1.swf&framedown=tpl_gapfilldd.swf&panel=0&audiolv=70&audiofile=nul&autoplay=0&buffertime=5&tscr=0&audioscript=HTML text&subm=1&hurl=helpfile.swf&cnt_txt=<font color="#000000"><font>In the </font><font color="#0000FF"><b>bottom</font></b><font color="#000000"> part are the </font><font color="#0000FF"><b>first parts</font></b><font color="#000000"> of 10 </font><font color="#0000FF"><b>jokes</font></b><font color="#000000">. At the <b>top</b> are the <b>second parts</b>. Can you </font><font color="#0000FF"><b>match</font></b><font color="#000000"> the </font><font color="#0000FF"><b>first</font></b><font color="#000000"> and </font><font color="#0000FF"><b>second parts</font></b><font color="#000000">? When you've finished, click "<b>Submit</b>" to check your answers.</font></font>&nitem=10&gf_txt21=</font></font>&gf_txt20=[!|... there are enough problems with today.]&gf_txt19=<br>10. Why worry about tomorrow ... &gf_txt18=[!|Great big holes all across Australia.]&gf_txt17=<br>9. What do you get if you mix a kangaroo with an elephant? &gf_txt16=[!|Because Toes Go In First.]&gf_txt15=<br>8. Why do stupid people have TGIF written on their shoes? &gf_txt14=[!|A machine designed specially to eat your socks.]&gf_txt13=<br>7. What is the definition of a washing machine? &gf_txt12=[!|His daddy was a Mummy.]&gf_txt11=<br>6. Why was the little Egyptian boy sad? &gf_txt10=[!|You bore me.]&gf_txt9=<br>5. What did the apple say to the worm? &gf_txt8=[!|Push a cow out of a plane.]&gf_txt7=<br>4. How do you make milk powder? &gf_txt6=[!|A string quartet.]&gf_txt5=<br>3. What do you call the Cuban symphony orchestra after a tour of the USA? &gf_txt4=[!|... or they won't go to yours.]&gf_txt3=<br>2. You should always go to other peoples funerals... &gf_txt2=[!|Because it scares their guide dogs.]&gf_txt1=<font color="#000000"><font>1. Why don't blind people go parachuting? &item_9=19|774|818||... there are enough problems with today.&item_8=17|699|739||Great big holes all across Australia.&item_7=15|610|638||Because Toes Go In First.&item_6=13|500|550||A machine designed specially to eat your socks.&item_5=11|425|450||His daddy was a Mummy.&item_4=9|368|383||You bore me.&item_3=7|298|327||Push a cow out of a plane.&item_2=5|244|264||A string quartet.&item_1=3|135|168||... or they won't go to yours.&item_0=1|42|80||Because it scares their guide dogs.&testo_pz=21&